In 1966, Frank Zappa appeared on The Joe Pyne Show, a confrontation-style talk show known for its aggressive host. The interview is legendary for one of the most famous comebacks in television history, though no complete recording of the broadcast is known to exist today.
Joe Pyne, a conservative broadcaster and WWII veteran who used a prosthetic wooden leg, immediately attacked Zappa’s appearance. Pyne opened the interview by saying, “So, Frank, you have long hair. I suppose your long hair makes you a woman!”
Without hesitation, Zappa retorted, “Well, Joe, you have a wooden leg. I suppose your wooden leg makes you a table.”
The exchange became one of the most famous moments in television talk show history. It captured the cultural clash of the 1960s in a single sentence, with Zappa calmly dismantling an attempted insult using wit instead of outrage. Decades later, the line is still quoted as one of the quickest and most devastating comebacks ever broadcast on live television.































