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September 15, 2016

11 Terrifying Childcare Inventions From the Early 20th Century That Will Make You Appreciate Being Born in the Future

To ease the draining duties of parenthood in the early 20th century, inventors all over the world came up with some crafty ideas on how to help you with that darn pesky baby of yours. Actually, these solutions are not so much "crafty" as they are "really super scary." Luckily, it's doubtful these inventions ever made much of an impact. Take a look.

1. Sleeping Porch: May 1916. This was a proposed solution to the ever-growing city population problem. Made of iron and able to withstand 500 lbs, it does seem pretty sturdy...but does anyone else have "Rock-a Bye Baby" in their head right now?

2. Self-Operated Cradle: September 1917. Taking care of a newborn is exhausting work and after hours of non-stop crying, you start looking for outside help. That's exactly what happened to inventor Sheldon D. Vanderburgh who used a clock-spring motor to create this hammock for his new baby.

3. Baby Holder: October 1917. This invention was inspired by late night train rides where passengers were frequently plagued by crying babies. The inventor, however, didn't quite follow instructions and it did little to muffle the sound.

4. Motor-Driven Cradle: February 1920. No one seems to have the time to rock their child to sleep, so another proposed invention rose up with the added bonus of "entertainment" for your child when they woke up.

5. Baby Black Light: May 1934. After the Lindbergh baby kidnapping shocked the world, inventors sought a way to keep children safe with this product. However, parents weren't all that comfortable with that much machinery under their child's bed.

6. Baby Bicycle Seat: October 1938. Take half a pram and slap it on a bicycle. Voila! A wonderful way to get exercise and air out your baby at the same time.

7. Baby Gas Mask: November 1938. The threat of possible air warfare in Europe led French inventors to propose this solution for keeping babies safe.

8. UV Lamp Brands Babies: December 1938. Hospitals would be able to use this to mark newborn babies with their initials in order to avoid any switched-at-birth scandals.

9. Baby Gas Mask Gets an Upgrade: August 1939. A month away from Germany's invasion on Poland, this upgrade still allows for whoever is holding the infant to control the airflow but with a little more comfort for the kiddo.

10. Baby Walker: September 1939. If guiding your child by hand on how to take their first steps feels a little too lovely-dovey for you, this invention could have been the solution. Not only are the child's legs strapped in sync with your own, but a harness and leash allows you to keep them upright...From a distance.

11. Safety Belt: October 1939. This could be helpful for single mothers dealing with what to do when the phone rings, your other child cries and someone knocks at the door while you're in the middle of bath time with the little one. Just strap 'em in and go about your business.

(via Viralnova)


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