Not all album covers are created equal. Some album covers are so incredible that they can’t now be explained by the people who originally conceived of them. These are the worst album covers you’ll ever see.
"Oh, look at them, there's a transvestite, somebody's fat and that one has funny glasses, omg lmao they look stupid, nobody in my middle-class sterile life looks like that."
How are these the worst? At least these people are not hiding themselves behind an all-pleasing dry design, and some of them, Kevin Rowland for example, (why is he listed anyway? oh yeah, he wears women's clothes) have had a bold idea what they want to do.
Yes, it might not suit your average taste and these covers do look different than all the perfectly photoshopped as-personal-as-an-airpot-lounge record covers you can pick up from your favorite impersonal record store, but for myself, I'd like to see a world where eccentricity and being different is not something that should be instantly laughed upon.
To call these the worst just goes out to show what an average, play-it-safe, go-by-the-numbers, GAP-khaki-pants wearing, dull human being the owner of this blog must be.
Totally agree with Anonymous above saying "How are these the worst? At least these people are not hiding themselves behind an all-pleasing dry design". Yes, most "designs" on these are funny and stupid but I am disturbed that everybody's laughing above past-days people who made a record althought they didn't look like something approved by today's (or even by past's) view on being good-looking. And if you like that blind girls from 50 years ago is so funny how about posting some Stevie Wonder-jokes here?
Wow, that's quite a collection. To clear your mind of all those, check out some of the BEST vintage album covers here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnpurlia/sets/
These are pretty funny. And take a look at the song titles on that last album cover...such classics as "Sadie's still got The Rag On" and "Tony's Got Hot Nuts"...
Such a shame when Joyce left the Cooper Family to go solo. I saw The Handless Organist supported by Freddie Gage in Stanley Park Cemetary on the the Graviola tour in '72 they rocked bigtime.
OMG they are amazing! :-D Every single one was my favourite until I saw the next one! I was surprised that Dokken weren't on the list, as this one is terribble too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dokken_-_Under_Lock_and_Key.jpg
The Martin Denny romantica one is a fake--someone pasted a picture on it. You can see the cut lines. It made me laugh though-I know that album and at first I thought it was a rare variant!
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ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC! I seriously was laughing out loud at how ridiculously funny some of these were. Elephants with wigs!? Julies 16th!? WHAT!!!??? I love it all!
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ReplyDeletenice pussy! LOL
ReplyDeletethe Romantica is in visual sound stereo. and i think i'm going to be sick.
ReplyDeleteWhy is that "Man o war" album listed? They look pretty hot to me! :)
ReplyDeleteI so, so wish you released these as a weekly series. It's almost too much beauty for one post!
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ReplyDeleteHard to pick a winner, but the line-up I would most like to see live is Quim Barreiros supported by the Maddy Genets ensemble. Superb
ReplyDeleteROFL!! Thx for making my day!
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ReplyDeleteAbsolutely fabulous
ReplyDeleteOh geezas, not laughed so hard in a while...
ReplyDeleteI like the record that's inside the Best of Wayne Newton cover. Winning!!!
all of them are just hilarious! Thansk for posting!
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ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous...very sick...whats the difference between animal and humans...?
not all of them were horrible, just kind of pre-photoshop 70's photo era.
ReplyDeleteBut the wayne newton one was an epic fail! And some of them were trying to be blatently weird.
The funniest ones though are the christian ones where they look like crap but have this silly grin on their face.
Oh my god............. LOL
ReplyDelete"Oh, look at them, there's a transvestite, somebody's fat and that one has funny glasses, omg lmao they look stupid, nobody in my middle-class sterile life looks like that."
ReplyDeleteHow are these the worst? At least these people are not hiding themselves behind an all-pleasing dry design, and some of them, Kevin Rowland for example, (why is he listed anyway? oh yeah, he wears women's clothes) have had a bold idea what they want to do.
Yes, it might not suit your average taste and these covers do look different than all the perfectly photoshopped as-personal-as-an-airpot-lounge record covers you can pick up from your favorite impersonal record store, but for myself, I'd like to see a world where eccentricity and being different is not something that should be instantly laughed upon.
To call these the worst just goes out to show what an average, play-it-safe, go-by-the-numbers, GAP-khaki-pants wearing, dull human being the owner of this blog must be.
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ReplyDeleteYes, most "designs" on these are funny and stupid but I am disturbed that everybody's laughing above past-days people who made a record althought they didn't look like something approved by today's (or even by past's) view on being good-looking. And if you like that blind girls from 50 years ago is so funny how about posting some Stevie Wonder-jokes here?
Wow, that's quite a collection. To clear your mind of all those, check out some of the BEST vintage album covers here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnpurlia/sets/
ReplyDeleteThese are pretty funny. And take a look at the song titles on that last album cover...such classics as "Sadie's still got The Rag On" and "Tony's Got Hot Nuts"...
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ReplyDeleteSuch a shame when Joyce left the Cooper Family to go solo. I saw The Handless Organist supported by Freddie Gage in Stanley Park Cemetary on the the Graviola tour in '72 they rocked bigtime.
ReplyDeleteOMG they are amazing! :-D
ReplyDeleteEvery single one was my favourite until I saw the next one!
I was surprised that Dokken weren't on the list, as this one is terribble too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dokken_-_Under_Lock_and_Key.jpg
The Brailettes? omg
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ReplyDeleteThese are sick...a couple of my favorites are the Handless Organist & The Braillette's. Joe must have picked them. Love you Joe & Scot
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ReplyDeleteThey look normal. Some of there I can see, are meant to be funny.
ReplyDeleteThe Martin Denny romantica one is a fake--someone pasted a picture on it. You can see the cut lines. It made me laugh though-I know that album and at first I thought it was a rare variant!
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ReplyDeleteCan't believe that these albums were bought by many people back then.:)
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ReplyDeleteFoster edwards orch isnt a bad album cover i wish i waoulda thought of it first
ReplyDeleteJulie's 16th birthday is the most disturbing.
ReplyDeleteSome are much worse than others...
ReplyDeleteomg, these are so bad! The eighth cover, Quim Barreiros is a singer in my country, lololol
ReplyDeleteHoly XXXX the tears are just streaming down from laughing so hard!
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ReplyDeleteJulies 16th Birthday hahaha omg you would be depressed...
ReplyDeletehaha!.. these are hilarious. :D
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ReplyDeleteWhy are you laughing? These are some of my favorite bands. I liked the band with the elephants... they must never forget a break.
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ReplyDeleteABSOLUTELY CLASSIC! I seriously was laughing out loud at how ridiculously funny some of these were. Elephants with wigs!? Julies 16th!? WHAT!!!??? I love it all!
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