Monday, May 2, 2011

The Worst Album Covers Ever Created?



































73 comments:

  1. the winner goes to... my pussy belongs to daddy

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  2. It's amazing what some consider art.

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  3. nice pussy! LOL

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  4. the Romantica is in visual sound stereo. and i think i'm going to be sick.

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  5. Why is that "Man o war" album listed? They look pretty hot to me! :)

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  6. I so, so wish you released these as a weekly series. It's almost too much beauty for one post!

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  7. nice collection! maybe you want to include this one: http://inlog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/igor-natasha.jpg

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  8. thanx, i like Niko and Manowar

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  9. Hard to pick a winner, but the line-up I would most like to see live is Quim Barreiros supported by the Maddy Genets ensemble. Superb

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  10. ROFL!! Thx for making my day!

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  11. can't stop laughing!! xDDD

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  12. Oh geezas, not laughed so hard in a while...
    I like the record that's inside the Best of Wayne Newton cover. Winning!!!

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  13. all of them are just hilarious! Thansk for posting!

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  14. What does she mean by sayig..."My Pussy belongs to My Daddy..."

    This is ridiculous...very sick...whats the difference between animal and humans...?

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  15. not all of them were horrible, just kind of pre-photoshop 70's photo era.

    But the wayne newton one was an epic fail! And some of them were trying to be blatently weird.

    The funniest ones though are the christian ones where they look like crap but have this silly grin on their face.

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  16. "Oh, look at them, there's a transvestite, somebody's fat and that one has funny glasses, omg lmao they look stupid, nobody in my middle-class sterile life looks like that."

    How are these the worst? At least these people are not hiding themselves behind an all-pleasing dry design, and some of them, Kevin Rowland for example, (why is he listed anyway? oh yeah, he wears women's clothes) have had a bold idea what they want to do.

    Yes, it might not suit your average taste and these covers do look different than all the perfectly photoshopped as-personal-as-an-airpot-lounge record covers you can pick up from your favorite impersonal record store, but for myself, I'd like to see a world where eccentricity and being different is not something that should be instantly laughed upon.

    To call these the worst just goes out to show what an average, play-it-safe, go-by-the-numbers, GAP-khaki-pants wearing, dull human being the owner of this blog must be.

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  17. a taste of "dick Black"

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  18. Zip Zap Rap

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsE6ZD9c_zE

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  19. Borat!!! I'd be careful with that accordion...

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  20. Totally agree with Anonymous above saying "How are these the worst? At least these people are not hiding themselves behind an all-pleasing dry design".
    Yes, most "designs" on these are funny and stupid but I am disturbed that everybody's laughing above past-days people who made a record althought they didn't look like something approved by today's (or even by past's) view on being good-looking. And if you like that blind girls from 50 years ago is so funny how about posting some Stevie Wonder-jokes here?

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  21. Wow, that's quite a collection. To clear your mind of all those, check out some of the BEST vintage album covers here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnpurlia/sets/

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  22. These are pretty funny. And take a look at the song titles on that last album cover...such classics as "Sadie's still got The Rag On" and "Tony's Got Hot Nuts"...

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  23. All my friends are dead too :(((

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  24. Such a shame when Joyce left the Cooper Family to go solo. I saw The Handless Organist supported by Freddie Gage in Stanley Park Cemetary on the the Graviola tour in '72 they rocked bigtime.

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  25. OMG they are amazing! :-D
    Every single one was my favourite until I saw the next one!
    I was surprised that Dokken weren't on the list, as this one is terribble too:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dokken_-_Under_Lock_and_Key.jpg

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  26. The Brailettes? omg

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  27. I own the ORION ALBUM...Elvis soundalike......

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  28. These are sick...a couple of my favorites are the Handless Organist & The Braillette's. Joe must have picked them. Love you Joe & Scot

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  29. http://ring.cdandlp.com/pippi/photo_grande/114665741.jpg

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  30. They look normal. Some of there I can see, are meant to be funny.

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  31. The Martin Denny romantica one is a fake--someone pasted a picture on it. You can see the cut lines. It made me laugh though-I know that album and at first I thought it was a rare variant!

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  32. hahaha here is one more you should add:P
    http://www.tradebit.com/filedetail.php/37824955-morning-wood

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  33. I think I'll have nightmare tonight, specialy for 'The braillettes'...

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  34. Óóóó...some of them are just amazing photographs!!!!!
    I would love having them on the wall!!!

    Roman (Czech Republic)

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  35. Gosciu z "Krug"'a (srodkowy) wyglada jak High Contrast ;)

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  36. Oh, I like Tino....he is hot! :)

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  37. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Braillettes read before publishing...

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  38. Can't believe that these albums were bought by many people back then.:)

    Cheers,
    Cathy@best scrubs

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  39. This album it's look some different and odd. Can you suggest which one is the best.
    I would love having them.

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  40. Аеее Пугачева рулит!

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  41. Foster edwards orch isnt a bad album cover i wish i waoulda thought of it first

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  42. Julie's 16th birthday is the most disturbing.

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  43. Some are much worse than others...

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  44. omg, these are so bad! The eighth cover, Quim Barreiros is a singer in my country, lololol

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  45. Holy XXXX the tears are just streaming down from laughing so hard!

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  46. if you like vintage record covers,check this site out, the last post is dedicated to panties on french record covers in the 70's : http://www.pop-hits.net/article-pratique-et-elegant-ta-mere-en-short-sur-les-compiles-pop-hits-85204008.html;

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  47. офигеть, пугачева)

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  48. Тема сисек раскрыта!

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  49. the taste of dick black..

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    1. I know the nightmares just keep on coming with this list, don't they?!

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  50. а это нормально, что у меня встал?

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  51. Julies 16th Birthday hahaha omg you would be depressed...

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  52. I really really wish I didn't click on the link, SHIT

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  53. Why are you laughing? These are some of my favorite bands. I liked the band with the elephants... they must never forget a break.

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  54. ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC! I seriously was laughing out loud at how ridiculously funny some of these were. Elephants with wigs!? Julies 16th!? WHAT!!!??? I love it all!

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  55. Omg.. There's a danish one too... Oo
    NUMBER 6 RULES!!! :D
    (Im danish xD)

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  56. Not surprisingly, the religious wackos are well represented.

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  61. Am I the only one who thinks Joyce is hot?

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