Sunday, April 10, 2016

13 Most Ridiculous Vintage Men’s Underwear Ads You Won’t Believe Existed

Advertisements of yesteryear are notorious for being wildly suggestive, inappropriate, and just plain weird. Here are 13 vintage men's underwear ads that you won't believe existed.

1. Oh You and Your Flappy Pants


There’s nothing quite like the male bonding that happens over a quality discussion about underwear – while all while we stand talking in our tightie whities. Yup, you just can’t beat a talk about bias cut, now can you?


2. Flair Under There


You know you want… underflair! After all, this “shape-showing maleness” is what the ladies want – or maybe they did back in the day. This male model seems to have had the same barber as The Hoff.


3. All Kinds of Awkward


There’s nothing so manly as standing around in your Jockeys and smiling, right? That’s the premise of this 1970s Jockey ad, anyway. We love how the t-shirts match the briefs. Way to coordinate it, boys.


4. So Then The Porno Started


Is it porn or a vintage men’s underwear ad? The only thing we can agree on is the retro prints are so bad they’re scary. Can’t look away? That’s the problem; we know it.


5. Zoo Animals Dig it


You know, the giraffe pattern isn’t used nearly enough. That’s all.


6. Fun Is One Word For It


Just when you thought the retro ads couldn’t get any more douchey… Here you go. You know that some wild orgies happened after this photo shoot, don’t you?


7. Well, It’s Something Alright


Thank you to this vintage men’s underwear ad for reminding us what not to wear these days. We really don’t want to know why they’re smiling. Although we’re sure that it’s a creepy reason.


8. Cowboy It Up


I always wear a hat while shaving in my briefs. JR from the TV show Dallas would have approved of this hilarious 1980s ad.


9. Believable? Nope.


We always like to sit around in our undies with our shoes on and drink cups of tea. Oh yes.


10. A Fruit By Any Other Name


What are you up to tonight? Oh, you know, hanging out with my buddies in my new underwear. Ah, okay. Makes sense. Sure.


11. Jock Rockstar


Did you try to order this amazing find years ago? Perhaps the horny bastard in this ad beat you to it.


12. Frenching


The kid’s face says it all – horrific!

13. He Looks Different Somehow


In 1965, this ad was born. It’s a “monster of a value” but, seriously let’s make sure it dies a sudden death, shall we?

(via ManCaveMaster)

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